doritoslocostacosupreme:

but a bitch aint one

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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virginsacrificer:

when you hear someone talking about your interests in public

image

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guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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Royals, We wish you a very HAPPY EASTER! (x)

Royals, We wish you a very HAPPY EASTER! (x)

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